Friday 22 October 2010

Bada booom!

It’s being reported that three small bombs went off next to government buildings in Kirovograd last night, hours before a visit by President Viktor Yanukovich.

Parts of an artillery shell, a clock and a battery were found next to one of the buildings. A ministry statement said it regarded it as acts of hooliganism.

My idea of hooliganism is knocking on a few doors and pegging it or putting a traffic cone on the town statue. This sounds more like the business end of hooliganism.

Where did I put that number for the body armour supplier…