Cars bust, waiting for the guy to come and fix it. It might take some time as we don't have the AA out here although come to think of it that could be a market opportunity for someone.
In the meantime I understand that EasyJet are itching to get flying again but as a precaution they are issuing parachutes via their website for the first dozen flights out of Luton.
Easy'chute only costs an extra fifty quid, just click on the box next to insurance, baggage, speedy boarding etc...